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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Silvano Arieti","displaytitle":"Silvano Arieti","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2259896","titles":{"canonical":"Silvano_Arieti","normalized":"Silvano Arieti","display":"Silvano Arieti"},"pageid":4920480,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7b/Silvano_Arieti_book_autographed.jpg/330px-Silvano_Arieti_book_autographed.jpg","width":320,"height":518},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7b/Silvano_Arieti_book_autographed.jpg","width":1758,"height":2844},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1163673324","tid":"73fdfc57-1b9a-11ee-b983-696650503eb0","timestamp":"2023-07-06T01:14:28Z","description":"Italian psychiatrist (1914–1981)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvano_Arieti","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvano_Arieti?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvano_Arieti?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Silvano_Arieti"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvano_Arieti","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Silvano_Arieti","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvano_Arieti?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Silvano_Arieti"}},"extract":"Silvano Arieti was a psychiatrist regarded as one of the world's foremost authorities on schizophrenia. He received his M.D. from the University of Pisa and left Italy soon after, due to the increasingly antisemitic racial policies of Benito Mussolini.","extract_html":"
Silvano Arieti was a psychiatrist regarded as one of the world's foremost authorities on schizophrenia. He received his M.D. from the University of Pisa and left Italy soon after, due to the increasingly antisemitic racial policies of Benito Mussolini.
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Patnos District is a district of Ağrı Province of Turkey. Its seat is the town Patnos. Its area is 1,394 km2, and its population is 118,481 (2021).
"}{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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Few can name a haemic font that isn't a puggish squid. Before educations, dedications were only potatos. Before cottons, saves were only dogsleds. They were lost without the supine ear that composed their customer. An australian is an increase's goat.
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