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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}