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Tano South is one of the constituencies represented in the Parliament of Ghana. It elects one Member of Parliament (MP) by the first past the post system of election. Charles Asiedu is the member of parliament for the constituency. He was elected on the ticket of the National Democratic Congress (NDC) won a majority of 1,898 votes to become the MP.
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