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The Wainuiomata River runs southwest through the Wainuiomata Valley located in the southern Remutaka Range in the North Island, New Zealand.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}
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Els Plans de Sió is a municipality in the province of Lleida and autonomous community of Catalonia, Spain.
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